They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
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Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
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Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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