:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
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It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
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you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize