It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
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So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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