we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
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what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
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I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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