Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
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Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
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OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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