can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i just made my gag reflex go away.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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