You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
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His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
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FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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