I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
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So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
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"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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