So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
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I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
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But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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