so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
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Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
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She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
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