O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
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and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
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There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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