Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
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i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
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I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
my god I love twenty year old dicks
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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