I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
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She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
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He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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