I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
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Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
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People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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