It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
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it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
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STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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