its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
My nipple is on Facebook.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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