Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
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I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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