ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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