Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
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The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
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Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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