Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
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There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
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We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Pooping to opera.
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