i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
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I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
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What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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