The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
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I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
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PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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