she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
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Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
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I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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