Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
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i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
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His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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