With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
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5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
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I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
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