I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
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She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
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People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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