But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
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My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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