I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
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A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
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learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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