Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
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Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
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And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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