Please, let me fuck your mom
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
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I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
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I'm way too hungover for life right now
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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