I must be too annoying 4 u.
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
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He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
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He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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