The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
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I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
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I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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