i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
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Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
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I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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