wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
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Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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