i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
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i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
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I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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