I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
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ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
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no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Such a big mess for such a small penis
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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