we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
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Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
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BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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