D3 body, D1 cock
So drunk its hurt
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
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You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
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You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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