Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
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Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
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The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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