i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
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Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
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I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
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