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We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
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I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
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Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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