I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
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I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
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I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
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