I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
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That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
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Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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