Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
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Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
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I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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