remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
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And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
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"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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