remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
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there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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