Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
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my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
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She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Just high enough for therapy.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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