It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
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I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
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Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
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