This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
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Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
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I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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