I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
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I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
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The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
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We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
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