Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
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Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
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That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
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